Trump defies laws of physics

April 20, 2006

Unlimited (parking) space available at Trump Place


“The High Cost of Free Parking”

April 20, 2006

I bet Professor Shoup’s classes are always oversubscribed!

The Future of Parking Management


Gold Medal in Parallel Parking goes to the United States

April 20, 2006

Whenever I squeeze into a space that everybody else has passed over as too small, I grin like a fool.


Old McDonald Had a Farm

April 7, 2006

Ee Oh Tee Tee Tee
In today's mailbag, Rich Mintz asked how to pronounce EOTT.

"…is it "EE-yot" or "ee oh tee tee"? or "ee of the tee"?"

Preferences? Mine is "ee oh tee tee", but most popular wins. Cast your votes now. New suggestions welcome.

How about E to the izz-O, T to the Tizzo?


“I’m sorry I put a dent in your car.”

April 6, 2006

Brilliant.


Sara Kendall-Ball has EOTT

April 1, 2006

http://www.kendallball.net/20060329/your-best-parking-spot-now

Folks, it’s all about maintaining a positive attitude.


“Dying is easy. Parking is impossible.”

April 1, 2006

Art Buchwald is the new patron site of EOTT.